1: Refusing to reboot
2: Excessive fear of upgrades
3: Kneejerk repetition of commands
4: Insisting on using particular hardware when other equally good hardware is available
5: “I broke it!”
6: Magical thinking
7: Attributing personality to the machine
8: Believing the computer sees all and knows all
9: Assuming the computer is always right
10: “It’s POSSESSED!!”